Sorry for the late post several things have come up this week, and so forth yata yata.
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My First Airplane Ride
A Drunk Lady, Little Children, and a 2 hour in flight delay, need I say more
OK so about four years ago we moved my sister to South Carolina, first my I say 14 hours in a big yellow moving truck with a crabby tired driver is no fun. Well we spent a week in SC visited Charleston, I left my mark there (that is another day, then the last weekend we were there we went to Myrtle Beach, let me just tell you madness, the roads are packed all day long. Anyway I had a good time, my mom on the other hand was in the water less than 2 minutes and she fractured her ankle, (yet another day's story). So she had a fractured ankle, everyone said she was lucky it was our last day of vacation, so her ankle still hurt when we got on the plane.
Thus begins my tale, ok just a note Myrtle Beach Airport is so calm compared to O'Hare, but I guess any airport is compared to O'Hare. We flew Spirit Air, I was glad I got to experience the way it used to be like to fly before 9/11, because that happend only a month later. So anyhow our flight was on time and everything and it was looking good, clear weather in both Chicago and Myrtle Beach when we got on the plane. The flight time 1hr 30mins, my mom thought she could handle that, haha, little did she know that we would spend and hour over Indiananpolis, then another hour or so on a Detriot tarmac. Well being my first time fling I was excited I had my head in the window the whole time, well except for when the food and drinks were handed out. Well everything was going good, the air pressure change does something to my bladder, I had to go to the bathroom twice. Well they made the final descent announcement, were 30 mins early comming into Chicago, but not for long. Then all of sudden we turn and I start to notice the same senery over and over, then we get the news none us wanted to hear.
"There is a thunderstorm that has blown up in the Chicago area and we will be circling Indianapolis until we can land."
Well we spent an hour over Indianapolis and my mom's foot was throbbing the whole time she just wanted to get off, haha. Well final then they say "We have to land in Detriot to refuel and then we will continue to Chicago." Well then we spent a good hour there too, and it was a hot day. Many of you who fly know that you can't use the air when the plane is on the tarmac, and they had no gate for us, because everyone else heading to Chicago was waiting for the weather to clear. Well then they handed out water, oh yeah that was good idea, because guess what, the bathrooms were full so you could not use them.
That might have been due to the fact that the drunk lady a few seats back was pucking her brains out in the bathroom for like 20 mins before that. Well they finally hooked up some mobile air unit and then like 2 mins later were taking off. Well then it was cool coming across Lake Michgan to see the storm that had held us up, the lightning was cool.
Then we got a little turbulence, so I reliezed this flight was great, I expericed all the shitty things in one flight, delay, sitting on a tramac, and turbulence, how could I LOSE.
Then we finally landed in Chicago, and as we are getting off the plane, the drunk lady says really loud "OH THANK GOD", see the kids were sitting behind her and had apperently kicking her seat the whole flight. Well then the mother says back "Why Don't You Have Another Drink?" and the drunk lady says "OH Real Mature." Then the filght attendent came and broke it up, so I added one other thing to my list of things that happen on planes, to passengers getting into it.
ENJOY, and stay CLASSY.
Check next week for another story entitled "THE WORLD OF PEE, I MEAN COKE"